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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 82 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It is crazy that the American south is still like this

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 8 points 19 hours ago

Should have Year Zero'd them in 1865. Hang every plantation owner and Confederate officer, shut down every bank that funded slave purchases, break up the plantations and distribute the land to the freed slaves. May Andrew Johnson burn in hell.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Tbf there's the South and there's Alabama and Mississippi South.

And Louisiana, sometimes. And Georgia, obviously. Florida.

Texas... Okay, it's the whole South.

But at least that cancer hasn't spread to the Midwestern states!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Ohio checking in.......why do we have confederate flags in northern Ohio? Hell the only thing seperating us from Canada is a god damn lake!!! How much more north can you get???

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

It's the same across all the Midwest - Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, the Dakotas... I don't even think the Dakotas were states during the Civil War, but there's the loser-traitor flag all over across the upper Midwest.

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I went to Ohio to visit family as a teen in the 90s and it was normal. I went again as an adult and suddenly everyone I wasn't related to had a southern accent and was very....banjo duel....

WTF happened to you Ohio?!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How much more north can you get???

I seem to recall that you guys and Michigan had a "war" over that exact question......

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh yeah.....we lost. We got stuck with toledo....

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

And we got the beautiful, mineral-rich upper peninsula. Pretty good trade in the end!

[–] Archelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Nova Scotia here, even we’ve got ‘em.

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And Arkansas. Been through that state and in some of those small towns, as much as they don’t want to be known that way, it’s true.

The KKK Embraces Diversity in Harrison, Arkansas

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Except of course for parts of Michigan. Missouri. Ohio. Iowa. Rural Illinois and Minnesota...

Fuck, how's the northeast doing?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago

Maryland checking in from east central (mideast just did not sound right).

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Indiana. Don't forget that South Bend is basically the home of the third wave of the Klan.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

During the peak of the Second Klan in the 20’s, roughly 1/3 white people in Indiana were Klan members.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The only time I think about Indiana is memorial day weekend and I want to keep it that way.