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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

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[–] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

We went to Walmart to print something we needed since the staples near us was having issues with their machine. Pet cleaning spray $6-$15 dollars? Behind one of those locked cabinets of course.

There was a worker near by stacking some other items, but we didn’t bother since from what we could remember of Walmart, they never have the keys on them and have to chase someone down.