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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a gamer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

HELP How do I get past this section with the yellow stairs?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

ok but unironically me in God of War (2016 version).
I don't know if I'm dumb or something but it does NOT mesh with my brain.
Cyberpunk, GTA, ultrakill, portal, quake, doom, just cause, postal, etc. are totally chill but literally just God of war and the half life games are impossible for me 😭

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Christ, we covered this. You lean against the wall, pull down your pants, go into the crouch position, and push like your life depends on it.

Trust me those yellow stairs will be a thing of the past.