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Biden Takes Immediate Action On Los Angeles Wildfires By Sending New Weapons Package to Israel (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Picard: “We have to figure out how to protect the civilians.”

Worf: “WEAPONS TO MAXIMUM!”