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submitted 2 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 1 day ago

There has to be some hard limit on how many fires can be happening at the same time, so keep the fires going elsewhere and this one will expire.