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Trump Seeks to Review Classified Evidence at His Own Secure Facility (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by InverseParallax@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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[–] Spacegrass@artemis.camp 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s proof that he knew it was required all along.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While Mr. Trump’s lawyers refused to offer many details about their preferred location, they told Judge Cannon that it was “a previously approved facility at or near his residence” — an apparent reference to Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Trump’s private club in Florida.

The wording is key. "See, they let me keep it at my residence now, I did nothing wrong."

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It can't be that stupid, it just can't be.