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Security guards have made the list of fastest-growing jobs for the first time in the wake of the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 28 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Good thing it’s totally impossible for any subsequent Adjusters to get a job as a security guard and inside job that shit. That’d be a really big security hole, wouldn’t it? 😉

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 29 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I can imagine a movie like

  • form security company
  • become successful , hired for many rich people
  • everyone thinks you sold out
  • execute a bunch of rich assholes all at once in a coordinated manner
[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago

That's basically the plot of Revenge of the Sith.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

One can dream right?