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This jokes dumb, it should be they're the only ones who don't have to be trained to bark at the poor.
I can train my non poodle dog to bark at the poor, she barks at me already and I'm poor.
they can be trained to bark at specifically poor people, all other breeds are class conscious enough to refuse such discrimination.
Saint bernards however have to be trained not to bark at rich people, as they are socialists by nature.