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Their "repair" program is nothing but a scam to nudge you into buying a new Apple product to replace the broken one with overinflated repair prices and bullshit excuses like that.
Also it works exactly as Steve Jobs intended.
I can't tell if your comment is satire or real. I hope it's satire.
there's no fucking way, right? the 8 bucks an hour made me incredulous, as did the "best men" wording.. honestly, lately though, I've interacted with utter fucking morons here on Lemmy, which almost never happened in the first year or so. did some kind of very user friendly app come along with some awareness outreach?
You really can't tell?
Dude talked about Steve Jobs "run[Ning their] crypto empire". I think the satire speaks for itself…
You need to use the word "motivated" more