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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A carbon man sits on a carbon chair. Is the chair made out of flesh, or is he made out of chair? He screams. For he does not know.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was the chair created in the same exact way as the man, only cut out in a different shape?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

Sure, both sets of carbon atoms were fused together in the heart of a star. Then there was some photosynthesis and digestion to rearrange the atoms into different shapes, and hey presto, man and chair.