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πŸŽ„πŸŽ GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🀠 SEXMAS is here!!! πŸ€©πŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈπŸŽ…β„οΈ (midwest.social)
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πŸŽ„πŸŽ GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🀠 SEXMAS is here!!! πŸ€©πŸŽ„β˜ƒοΈπŸŽ…β„οΈ All year Sigma Claus πŸŽ…πŸ˜ has been watchingπŸ‘οΈ u GOON πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¦πŸ˜© and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΉπŸ€ͺπŸ™ˆ Hes got a BIG SACK πŸ’°πŸ‘„ and a rose Toy πŸŒΉπŸ“³πŸ«¨ for every boy and girl.. πŸ™‡πŸ˜πŸŽ… but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU 🎁😍😳πŸ₯΅πŸ’¦

If u wanna get gingerBRED πŸͺπŸ‘πŸ‘ˆ just POPπŸ’₯🀸 that Sugar Plum Pussy πŸ­πŸ¬πŸ‘ and wait under the mistleHOE… πŸŒΏπŸ˜˜πŸ˜±β˜•οΈπŸ†πŸ”₯ At the Stroke ✊🀀 of Midnight πŸ••πŸ•˜ Jolly Old πŸŽ… Saint DICK πŸ™πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜ will slide his 🟒 Jingle Balls πŸ”΄πŸŽ„πŸ€€πŸ’¦ right down ⬇️⏬ ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! πŸ‘πŸ˜«πŸ€€πŸ  U better watch out… πŸ‘€πŸ™‡πŸŽ… hes gonna make u cry πŸ˜±πŸ˜πŸ˜©πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ˜œπŸ’¦

Don’t be a Grinch 😑🦡🩺 SEND πŸ’ŒπŸ“² this to TEN (πŸ”Ÿ) FESTIVE FREAKS!! πŸŽ…πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈπŸ•Ί If u get 10 BACK your a STUFFED STOCKING SLORE πŸ˜πŸ§¦πŸŽπŸ’πŸ˜»πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ get 5 BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny XXXmas Ham πŸ™ˆπŸ·πŸ€ͺπŸ”₯πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ but if u get NONE back 😡 u got a πŸ”₯ DRY CπŸ…ΎοΈAL CUNT πŸ§†πŸŒ΅πŸ˜°πŸ˜­πŸ˜±πŸ₯²πŸ‘

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[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Sliding his jingle balls down... Uh. Do... People penetrate with the balls?

Is THIS what they mean by "don't neglect the balls"?

[–] m_f@midwest.social 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's a thing: https://www.balldo.com/

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 17 hours ago

My life has been enriched with this new knowledge.