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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 day ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

If a man has frequent anal fissures or hemorrhoids, it may very well be the Salads causing it.

For some reason, some men of European descent lose the ability to digest raw vegetables completely.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What, really?

Any source on that. I'm gonna go looking myself but you might know better so I'm leaving this comment.

[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Just what my butt doctor told me.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

News to me.