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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] recreationalcatheter@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I wipe homeopathically.

0.5 mm² gently applied at the top of my crack for a nice even dispersal.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wipe homo pathetically, I'll leave the details to your imagination.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

You wipe up to the fourth knuckle?

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