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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 day ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] recreationalcatheter@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wipe homeopathically.

0.5 mm² gently applied at the top of my crack for a nice even dispersal.

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

0.5 mm²of what? 0.5 MM² OF WHAT??

[–] Starayo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Well, in homeopathy, like cures like, so probably more shit.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Hot sauce?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wipe homo pathetically, I'll leave the details to your imagination.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

You wipe up to the fourth knuckle?