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[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How fucking strong is your toilet that you could flush an entire bidet down it?

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 2 points 21 hours ago

They aren't. That's why you shouldn't flush one!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Americans don't get much fiber so the toilets have to be severely overbuilt.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is true, my American uncle once flushed an F150 to save on towing costs after one of the con rods made a window in the block

I am adding "made a window in the block" to my lexicon. Thank you.