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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Would require good water pressure. Although that's a careful balancing act because you can go too far the other way. Then that's an embarrassing hospital visit.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Fires up pressure washer with extreme prejudice.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Doubtful. I have never heard of residential water pressure high enough to do any damage.