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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

or have a bidet

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wish people would stop recommending this all the time. No everyone can renovate their bathrooms, in most people are not in a position to renovate their bathrooms because they don't own the properties.

[–] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have installed a bidet in every single property I've rented. It takes 5 minutes, and all the parts come in the box to split the water supply.

I literally cannot imagine why you think this requires renovation of a bathroom.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

i guess when people hear "bidet" they think think of a bigger one like this:

[–] poopiddy@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you just screw off the toilet seat and put it on

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

no, just screw off the whole toiled and replace it with a bidet, like us normal people do.

where do i shit? well...
that is what litter boxes are for, right?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Yes, that's ideal