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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ha, using the sink and scrubbing with the toothbrush.

You were joking, right? Right?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

of course

how else would you wash it if not with a toothbrush?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

eating is not reccommended.

also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i'm genuinely curious.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I’m Oscar the motherfucking grouch.