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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey (www.duffelblog.com)
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[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Further examination of the airplane structure, seats, and other interior components found no damage typically associated with a high-energy explosion of a bomb or missile warhead"

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yep. Nothing to see here.