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Prankster arrested for spraying pesticide on Walmart produce (ktar.com)

submitted 5 days ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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According to police, Charles Smith, 27, entered the Walmart at 1955 S. Stapley Dr. on Dec. 19 intending to film pranks for social media platforms.

Instead, police said Smith grabbed a can of Hot Shot Ultra Bed Bug and Flea Killer from a shelf without paying for it and then sprayed the pesticide on various vegetables, fruit and rotisserie chickens that were available for purchase.

Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.

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[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I am not an american so I wouldn’t know, but surely your police force wouldn’t lie in the interest of a company, would it?

Or like, there would be massive legal backlash if the company disclosed false info to the police, no?

What is going on over the great puddle?

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You can’t be serious are you being serious right now??? Assuming this wasn’t sarcasm the police here lie all the time and it’s perfectly legal for them to do so.

If you ever come here for a visit, trust no one, trust nothing, don’t believe anything you hear or see and definitely don’t talk to the cops.

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To convince someone confess on themselves or to cover their asses? Sure! But its not like on the hearing the defense wouldn’t be able to easily prove whether he was or not, no?

I do not believe that they would lie just on a conference(?)!

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 days ago

You don’t have to believe it! All they do is lie!

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