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Grown man insists on calling it Christmas Eve Eve (newsthump.com)

submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] digger@lemmy.ca 58 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I work for a church. Internally, the staff refer to the December 23rd service as "Christmas Adam" because Adam came before Eve. They think it's hilarious... and I put up with it.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

That is legitimately clever

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What about christmas Lilith?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

She arrives if and when she pleases

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago

They got rid of it. Some even claim Christmas Lilith never existed in the first place.