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That's why you should then cut the vengeful half again into halves, but unfortunately this goes on forever.
No, because each time you cut the vengeful worm you get another forgiving worm but keep only one vengeful. Eventually you'll have enough forgiving worms to peer pressure the vengeful worm into thinking he's being overdramatic.
I could probably take 1/16th of a worm that is vengeful
Rookie mistake, the smaller it gets the easier it is to get you. That's why you should burn the vengeful one while its the biggest