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submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Fuck, yeah it got me too

(in fairness i'm tipsy rn)

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think this site also had a really funny article about an alpha male that touched a tampon and ended up in an ER.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 days ago

[–] kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

damn, good thing I'm a woman. sending my condolences to the victim and his family

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Bro had UHC too

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

100% something they'd do, which makes it even easier to swallow the onion