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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] MrComradeTaco@lemmy.fmhy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

An uncle died for not pooping for 3 days

[โ€“] mizu6079@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I dont think you can die from not pooping for 3 days. I go 3 days without pooping sometimes because my metabolism is slow as fuck.

A week or longer without pooping? Yeah might cause issues, but 3 days is fine

[โ€“] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Same here, did it when I was younger. Day 3 was rough but it was definitely doable.

[โ€“] Irisos@lemmy.umainfo.live 2 points 2 years ago

Oh you definitely can. When I was around 8 I had a sever case of constipation during summer and couldn't poop for around 2.5 weeks. During which I had to eat primarily rolled oats and medication before being able to free the path.

[โ€“] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My one pedo uncle got so constipated that the shit inside of him crushed his heart. Nobody was upset by it.

[โ€“] victron@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Enough fediverse for today, jeez.

[โ€“] FleaCatcher@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

He was that bloated and full of shit.

[โ€“] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but whose uncle hasnโ€™t?