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Marketing Dept: Hey Mr Spez, we look like losers because no one wants to use this buggy restrictive piece of shit app that we made. How much should we invest in developing a better app?
Spez: INVEST NOTHING!!! I have a much better solution... have every other app in the world killed! THE PEONS WILL TAKE WHAT WE GIVE THEM AND LIKE IT!!!! (insert maniacal super villainous laughter)
Revolt ehh? TAKE AWAY THEIR GOLD
"Not your server, not your gold."
They've announced that gold is being replaced by some NFT/cryptocurrency shit.