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What are you gonna tell your wife? 'im the secret agent that the government wants to kill' what about your husband? 'i murder for money and I am extremely good at it'
I think it's best if they both keep lying, not because it's good but because the alternative is worse, haha
I actually would tell my current boyfriend I was an assassin, but that's an n = 1 situation.