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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I don't get my daily dose of cat and dog I die

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tbf, cat addiction is caused by a parasite

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, by a computer. It’s written on the van can’t you read or are you also infected by a computer?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

A parasite made in a computer

[–] boatswain@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's exactly it

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Username checks out