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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Back in my college years, my cheapest friend would always conveniently "forget his wallet" when we were all going out to dinner, a fact he wouldn't reveal until after the bill arrived.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a roommate that took advantage of me like that for 2 years. In the end I kept his security deposit because he cost me so much money

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

He would do it when we were out in groups, so he could spread it around. Thankfully he stopped being like that when he got older and a little more established.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's a Seinfeld episode.