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Lakeland woman threatens insurance company, says ‘Delay, Deny, Depose’: police (www.wfla.com)

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Lakeland woman was charged Tuesday after police said she ended a call to an insurance company with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose.”

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, see, everyone is misunderstanding. She was threatening to commit mass murder by starting her own health insurance company and using the tried and true Delay, Deny, Depose method of profiting from murder.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, this is fine then. Charges dismissed!