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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Buy shares in health insurer

  2. Get claim denied

  3. Sell shares

  4. Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude

[–] jeeva@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Step 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 16 points 1 week ago

Step -1) dad with emerald mine

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I've been putting off

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, I thought I was alone.

This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.

Is that you, John Dillermand?