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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as there's no more than 6 per student

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But Jesus had 12 disciples.

[–] Moriarty@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

sharing is caring

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

6 double-ended dildos are legal.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'd like to see the legal statute that specifies that multi ended dildos are considered one dildo and that the other ends of said dildo do not count against the legally allowed number of dildos that a resident can own.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if one broke in half, taking you over the limit?