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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 62 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting use of more than six dildos.

It does make exceptions for people who have the multiples of the device for medical and law enforcement purposes.

Lmao. Police officers can legally use an array of didos for 'law enforcement'.

You'll be arrested if you cheer them on for it tho...

BUT if you can prove it's medically necessary; you're welcome to have a cornucopia of rubber cocks.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties...

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!"

Suddenly the kidnappers realised they'd brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

They need to keep them on hand in case they find one and need to plant 6 more.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

I have loose bowels, I need 7 dildos to plug it and stop my anal leakage.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

UHC denied my claim for my medically necessary dildo.