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Clown School Student Who Tried to Smuggle Gold-Plated Pistol into Australia Claims Google Said It Was 'OK' (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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From Florida, of course 😄

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

her lawyer argued she should not have to serve prison time because her "creative side is coming back out now," adding that she volunteers at a local art center and is working on an album.

I don't think being an artist's with an album in works is a great defence.

If it works, then I'll be constantly working on my next album.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You have a trial 6 months later and if you're not dropping bars in court you go to prison