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[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard it was some boomer customer that ratted him out

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

It fits my bias so I believe it