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Anon meets a girl at a wedding (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Oh man we did the Hapsburgs in my genetics class and it's so fucking gross how closely related those incestuous fucks were. First cousins as closely related on a genetic level as siblings.

Edit: LOOK AT THIS UGLY FUCKER! Even better - these genetic monstrosities still have money.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not comfortable condemning them for their crippling genetic disabilities (except where they perpetuate it), but they did do the majority of leading countries involved in WWI. And not only do these fucks still have money, they fund modern fascist movements and hateful propaganda as well as still being politically influential. The head of the family is an ambassador for the country his family took from superpower to "I could've sworn you were the kangaroo country"

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have zero sympathy for these folks - their genetic problems are wholly self induced and they are a literal cancer on this species.

Fuck 'em.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nobody chooses the circumstances of their birth

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee -3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago

And despite the fact that they can renounce a large portion of their excessive wealth at any point, it's not their fault that they're rich? Something something?