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TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" (isglitch.com)

submitted 2 months ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Legal Battle Could Set Precedent for Human-AI Relations, Experts Say

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[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Everything about this is absolutely insane.

Edit: yeah, me got got.

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Eating the onion for breakfast, are we?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Morning is the best time for the news to go down easily.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

This one got me too.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Honestly it’s the highest compliment you can give em. The title got me too but obvs the community gives it away. And admitting you ate the onion shows maturity imo so good on you.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago

It's a ficticious short story.

[–] bam13302@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 months ago

read the community name friend