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Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill (www.newsweek.com)

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Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit "weather modification" activities in the state.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 24 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I feel sorry for all the entrepreneurs and employees in the chemtrail industry.

Imagine that you're flying a chemtrailer and then a wild $10000 fee appears out of nowhere, and there's a shark. Are you going to choose the shark? Nobody would. I guess a fine of $1000 is just the cost of doing chemtrail business now.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm trying to make gay frogs."

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

It worked!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know what chems you've been huffing, but they seem fun, so please share some 😄

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Puff Puff Pass!

I'm after you

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

"Pass the dutchie on the left hand side" isn't just a Tim Hortons slogan

[–] WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

(Technically there are chemtrails that exist. Crop dusting planes. So i actually wonder if this will impact crop dusting in any capacity.)

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine every commercial jet that leaves a contrail now having to go to court.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"911, what is your emergency?"

"THERE IS A PLANE IN THE SKY SPREADING CHEMICALS OVER MY HOUSE"

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dispatcher: "Emergency crew, please treat this as urgent, and bring haldol."