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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is an engineer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pretzelz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We are, we are, we are, we are

We are the engineers!

We can, we can, we can, we can

Demolish forty beers

Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum

And come along with us!

'Cos we don't give a fuck about anyone else

Who don't give a fuck about us.

That's what the first engineer I ever met said, but to be fair he was a combat engineer. Those guys are scary. Stick to electronics and bridges...