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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering (montreal.ctvnews.ca)

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[–] ____@infosec.pub 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

            
              Fuck these greedy, utterly insensitive, bastards.
Malls are generally owned by large corps in the business of owning malls. Anyone know offhand who owns this one so I can avoid their other properties?
How many “housing first,” programs could we run using a year of the company’s profit?

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I love the baby shark song. It would take months for me to get sick of it.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Some of the remixes are real bangers. Like the one where they do the Finger Family song and mix in the baby shark song chef's kiss 😘🤌