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submitted 4 weeks ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] jerakor@startrek.website 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.