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Italian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheels (ground.news)

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago

Dovahkin, on a nearby mountain top: "Uh oh! Overencumbered. Hmmm.... I don't think I need all these wheels of cheese now that I have 30 million health potions. Off you go!"

Meanwhile

Italian man: "I sure hope I don't get crushed under the weight of thousands of falling cheese wheels, today."