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submitted 4 weeks ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?

Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I think the problem is pecan pie's entire existence depending on something terrible lol