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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

the onion actually doesn't do satire any longer.

they do prophesy now.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Official lathe handlers

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One can dream...

I do wish this were prophecy