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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 44 points 4 weeks ago

He might try but Don Jr will be snorting it faster than the factory could add it.

And no one in the mainstream media will care.