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no you cant tell anyone youre going to die, you have 24 hours starting now

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[โ€“] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe hire a hooker. Feed my dog a steak. Write a will. Test drive a hellcat. Hire another hooker.

I'd do it in that order too

[โ€“] cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I'd worry writing a will then suddenly dying would come off as suspicious.