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I wish I didn't have a little pickle down below :(
I can help ✂️
Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card
I've heard it's not the size of the pickle but how flavorful the brine is.
Or something, I'm not crazy about pickles or cucumbers
My problem is having any pickle (penis) of any size down there. Gives me really bad dysphoria. It's better than it used to be, but I wish I didn't have anything sticking out down there ya know. Like cis girls.
I truly apologize for not reading your username correctly before making a snarky comment, and deeply regret and am sorry for any negative feelings I may have caused.
It is my hope beyond hope that you are able to have your body match who you are inside, you beautiful beautiful wonderful person, you.
That doesn't make me feel any better about it, a dildo is a toy, it's not something that should be attached to your body, especially in the spot my vagina would be. It feels very wrong.
No offence intended, I apologize.
It was only intended as a word play on dill.