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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who doesn't tattoo jokes onto their body?

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 8 points 1 month ago

My wife is a tattoo artist, and lots of people do.

But, he isn't one of those people.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

emo kids with dotted lines on their wrists sweating right now

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same for us guys with "Your Name" on our asses

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The chungus I have poking out of my butt cleavage is gonna get me put on a list isn't it

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just did. "People With Tattoos I Wanna See"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My butt cleavage is pretty uneventful. I got that put there to give the colonoscopy techs a laugh.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I got mine because I figured it would be good for bets.

"Hey random person at the bar, I bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass"

I don't drink anymore though.

Funnily enough, I did have a colonoscopy recently, and I did not mention my tattoo beforehand. Afterwards, when I regained consciousness, I told them I hoped anything I had said before being aware was harmless and entertaining, and the nurse said "You were plenty entertaining" :(