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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 12 points 4 days ago

But there's also the byproduct of making you swole and potentially making exercise your new hobby, which then further increases your energy consumption and waste output...

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah, it gets you in shape: Triple bonus!