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So they're finally here
Performing on you
If you're consenting age
You can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to fap
As we take you through, this monkey crap
HUH
DK
Donkey Kong
He's the leader of the bunch, you fucked him well
He's finally back to pound some tail
His coconut cock can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, you're gonna squirt!
It's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the inventor of the DK screw!
Huh!