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Evangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilled (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Nonono see God both has total control but also loses to Satan at the same time. Doesn't make sense? Something vague about free will!

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

See, god has total control, knows everything and is the ultimate good. Sounds like something that can't be true when the world is the way it is? Well, someone very clever has found the perfect solution that explains everything: God must be extremely stupid.